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Dispatch → Factbook → Military
Declaration on Warts
The NS multiverse,Stating that warts are annoying to get;
Observing that warts are usually found on witches;
Affirming that I'm slowly losing power, and finding that it has only been an hour... No, that can't be right;
Asking do I really have to finish?
Wondering if returns always diminish?
Did I say that right?
Finding that we should nuke Kazakhstan;
Affirming that 9/11 was bad;
Declares war on Banana, The Moon, Evinagioni, and Skibidi Toilet.