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by The 27³ of Omnicontrol. . 1 reads.

Declaration on Warts

The NS multiverse,

Stating that warts are annoying to get;

Observing that warts are usually found on witches;

Affirming that I'm slowly losing power, and finding that it has only been an hour... No, that can't be right;

Asking do I really have to finish?

Wondering if returns always diminish?

Did I say that right?

Finding that we should nuke Kazakhstan;

Affirming that 9/11 was bad;

Declares war on Banana, The Moon, Evinagioni, and Skibidi Toilet.

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