Tensions escalate between Wisteria and Merethin

After The Holy Blue Zombie Republic of Merethin's intelligence agency leaked a secret cheese-eliminating chemical into The Free Land of Wisteria and Surrounding Territories, Wisteria and Surrounding Territories retaliated against us by paying for a trade in radiation poisoned bills, which caused some tragic and unfortunate deaths among the citizens of Merethin.

We recommend that Merethinians exercise caution when traveling to Wisteria and Surrounding Territories, lest you be contaminated with some of their deadly emmental.