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by The Holy Blue Zombie Republic of Merethin. . 2 reads.

Merethin Addresses Wisterian President's Cheese Conflict Speech

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Attention Merethinians!
You may have heard of the recent speech given by the Wisterian president.
In this speech, it is stated that Merethin made up a story about "radioactive bills" to downplay the biological chemical leak into their territory, which was an accident by the way.
This event is not "a story", and has legitimately happened, as the families of the many affected can surely tell you. Our scientists are still investigating the potential effects of this severe attack.
We maintain our travel advisory and recommend to not travel to Wisteria and Surrounding Territories, as tension seems to continue incrementing.

Meanwhile, the president of Vaasenburg, a neutral nation in Nordic Lands, has invited us to their capital for peaceful discourse. Merethin has accepted this invitation, and we hope that Wisteria and Surrounding Territories will do the same. We will not let our guard down, however, and we recommend all of you do the same.

Stay safe and stay tuned for more news about this conflict.

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