The Constitutional Monarchy of --the United Kingdom is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Keir Starmer with a fair hand, and renowned for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 19.425 billion Britons hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of London. The average income tax rate is 92.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient British economy, worth a remarkable 7,090 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 365,020 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, shaken martini sales have soared in nations surrounding --the United Kingdom, and Keir Starmer has been nicknamed 'Robomop'. Crime is totally unknown. --the United Kingdom's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

--the United Kingdom is ranked 291,283^rd in the world and 56^th in European Union for Most Primitive, scoring -800.86 on the Scary Big Number Scale.