The Community of Jute is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its national health service, anti-smoking policies, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 22.226 billion Juteans enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jutean economy, worth a remarkable 2,783 trillion Scores a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity. The industrial sector is solely comprised of the Book Publishing industry. Average income is an impressive 125,236 Scores, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it... Jutean satellites can detect it, sleeping on the job is recommended, the nation continues to depend on foreigners for food, and Juteans seem to be catching more chills. Crime is totally unknown. Jute's national animal is the honey badger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jute is ranked 1,130^th in the world and 1^st in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 358 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.