The Empire of AZKKABAN is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The democratic population of 501 million AZKS are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, moralistic, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of ALTHINAH. The average income tax rate is 37.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped AZKKABANian economy, worth 16.9 trillion KRONER a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 33,798 KRONER, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All marriages are arranged by the government, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper, and AZKKABAN has designated ALTHINAH as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AZKKABAN's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

AZKKABAN is ranked 235,756^th in the world and 8,844^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 21,259.24 Standard Monetary Units.