The Große Halbblutreich of Aachenheimer is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Premierminister Paul E Reed with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 4.867 billion Aachenese enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aachen. The average income tax rate is 87.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Aachenese economy, worth a remarkable 1,126 trillion Kronamarks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 231,402 Kronamarks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

High school boys are required to pass vigorous self-mastery and sensitivity training to graduate, bris parties are all the rage, bad decisions are made very quickly, and waste is frequently shipped to other countries. Crime is totally unknown. Aachenheimer's national animal is the Griffin, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Aachener Nationalpartei.

Aachenheimer is ranked 5,682^nd in the world and 14^th in Portugal for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 17,710.79 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.