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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,807thLowest Crime Rates: 2,647thBest Weather: 2,787th
The Kingdom of
Psychotic Dictatorship
The best deserved
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Abadazad

Population10.396 billion

Currencykeys
Animalmonkey

The Kingdom of Abadazad is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its closed borders, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 10.396 billion Abadazadians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 92.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Abadazadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,328 trillion keys a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,750 keys, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Abadazad, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abadazad's national animal is the monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Abadazad is ranked 255,791st in the world and 8,295th in Balder for Most Stationary, with 16.63035741212 days.

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,807thLowest Crime Rates: 2,647thBest Weather: 2,787thMost Authoritarian: 2,902ndTop
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Most Patriotic: 3,244thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,755thMost Beautiful Environments: 5,301stHealthiest Citizens: 5,592ndMost Conservative: 5,984thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,150thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,827thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,074thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,478thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,756thMost Secular: 9,715thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,903rdLargest Governments: 11,341stHighest Poor Incomes: 12,149thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,747thTop
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Most Advanced Public Education: 14,909thSmartest Citizens: 18,931stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19,894thMost Income Equality: 20,093rdHighest Economic Output: 20,795thMost Extreme: 23,659thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,114th
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Most Authoritarian: 54th in the regionMost Extreme: 97th in the regionTop
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Best Weather: 110th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 115th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionMost Patriotic: 125th in the regionMost Conservative: 183rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 241st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 267th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 267th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 306th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 406th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 495th in the regionMost Secular: 516th in the regionTop
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Most Income Equality: 565th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 583rd in the regionLargest Governments: 587th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 707th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 824th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 859th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 885th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 943rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,029th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, onions have been banned due to their tendency to cause eye irritation.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, international collectors know that a grease-stain on a work of art probably means it's passed through Abadazad.
  • : Following new legislation in Abadazad, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead.
  • : Abadazad's influence in Balder rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Abadazad was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Abadazad's influence in Balder rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : Abadazad was refounded in Balder.
  • : Abadazad ceased to exist in Lazarus.
  • : Abadazad's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".

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