The Holy Queendom of Abelist is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Queen Hannah I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.352 billion Abelistians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xerathos. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Abelistian economy, worth a remarkable 2,056 trillion lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 219,886 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

Employers may fire workers without giving any reason, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, stores employing more than 100 employees are required to be at least twenty miles from any competitor, and the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abelist's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Freology.

Abelist is ranked 10,470^th in the world and 15^th in Liberal Democratic Union for Most Beautiful Environments, with 1,545.27 pounds of wildlife per square mile.