The Ethiopian Empire of Abessinienreich is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Abebe Gebremariam with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.424 billion Ethiopias have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Addis Ababa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 16.1%.

The thriving Abessinienreichian economy, worth 278 trillion ETBS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 81,338 ETBS, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 294,335 per year while the poor average 16,034, a ratio of 18.4 to 1.

Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church has been named as Abessinienreich's national religion, social media sites go into shutdown for days at a time to censor user content, sullen teenagers in bright orange 'community payback' onesies can be seen picking litter at the roadside, and the Abessinienreich Mental Asylum Party have recently won seats in parliament. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Abessinienreich's national animal is the Ethiopian Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church.

Abessinienreich is ranked 97,320^th in the world and 151^st in Commonwealth of Liberty for Most Beautiful Environments, with 569.42 pounds of wildlife per square mile.