The Crown Federation of Accantadia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by the First Minister with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 8.977 billion Accantadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mazon City. The average income tax rate is 91.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Accantadian economy, worth a remarkable 1,149 trillion Pesos a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 128,081 Pesos, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The seventh son of a seventh son is fated to be a millionaire, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women, politicians sweat as journalists scour internet archives for any mention of them, and the national security service are a bunch of crooks. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Accantadia's national animal is the White Great Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Accantadia is ranked 13,836^th in the world and 9^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 8,509.81 on the Gilded Widget Scale.