The Cancrine Empire of Adreabhal is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Empress Thalia Mila with a fair hand, and remarkable for its smutty television, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.194 billion Adreabhalans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bikila Hundala. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Adreabhala economy, worth 429 trillion ghuvis a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Trout Farming. Average income is an impressive 134,610 ghuvis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, a sudden shout of "surprise!" does not herald a party for teachers, saying "don't do anything that Empress Thalia Mila wouldn't do" doesn't exclude a great deal, and the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Adreabhal's national animal is the crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Orange Juicism.

Adreabhal is ranked 21,532^nd in the world and 29^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,873.51 on the Gilded Widget Scale.