The United Kingdom of Aelinar is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Queen Aria with an even hand, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate population of 11.944 billion Aelis enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Elysium. The average income tax rate is 96.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Aelinarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,700 trillion Aeli Dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 142,409 Aeli Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a rapid increase of noise complaints over the sound of buzzing bees, the number of students attending university has reached a record high, the constant playing of Merry Birthday on Aelinarian radio has led to calls for the song to be classified as a crime against humanity, and a government program is underway to revitalize Aelinar's beaches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aelinar's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Aelinar is ranked 42,309^th in the world and 59^th in Gay for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.