The Federation of Aenglide is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Prime Minister Sana Aberström with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The devout population of 7.806 billion Aenglish are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government is primarily concerned with Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Keterig. The average income tax rate is 67.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Aenglish economy, worth 288 trillion kronars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,021 kronars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arthritic surgeons with tremulous fingers reassure patients that they are in safe hands, the Laws of War require "enthusiastic consent" (Aenglide has found 1 easter egg), 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, and historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Aenglide's national animal is the grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Nordic Protestant.

Aenglide is ranked 58,825^th in the world and 12^th in Novapax for Safest, scoring 99.31 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.