The Fluvial Community of Afondawel is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Premier Alexia Whine with a fair hand, and notable for its keen interest in outer space, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.229 billion Afondawelians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Environment, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dinas upon Afon. The average income tax rate is 90.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Afondawelian economy, worth 174 trillion shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 78,200 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, prospective parents are cheering on the streets as they no longer need a license to have children, and nude art is becoming wildly popular. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Afondawel's national animal is the great blue heron, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Afondawel is ranked 168,930^th in the world and 213^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 2.23 billion capita.