The Republic of Agacia is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ajax with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical population of 6.663 billion Agacians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Agacia City. The average income tax rate is 84.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Agacian economy, worth 638 trillion dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 95,787 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There's no representation without taxation, more than one company makes the board game Monopoly, government officials frequently cut taxes as a distraction from antics with their secretaries, and the "blue screen of death" forces many trials to be either aborted or restarted. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Agacia's national animal is the fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judaism.

Agacia is ranked 40,525^th in the world and 2,660^th in Lazarus for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.48 law-abiding acts per hour.