The Wondrous Land of Ahyes is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Ahyesian Lord with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 4.49 billion Ahyesians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Industry, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The city of Ahyes. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Ahyesian economy, worth 266 trillion yesbucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 59,287 yesbucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Glamping Ahyesians won't sleep in a tent that doesn't include a Jacuzzi, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations, and sermons are regularly interrupted by businessmen taking phone calls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ahyes's national animal is the yesbird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eternal Thinking.

Ahyes is ranked 82,849^th in the world and 110^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 338.93 on the Clooney Contribution Index.