The Proletarian Coalition of Alcala-Cordel is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nikolia with an even hand, and renowned for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.508 billion Alcali enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nicosia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Alcali economy, worth a remarkable 2,025 trillion iwas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 212,998 iwas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nikolia is called 'Patches' at international summits, war vets look after war animals, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller, and a passport is literally priceless. Crime is totally unknown. Alcala-Cordel's national animal is the Salamander, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Alcala-Cordel is ranked 48,434^th in the world and 9^th in The DankLeft Commune for Largest Populations, with 9.51 billion capita.