The Republic of Alebionnia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The quiet, industrious population of 350 million Alebionnians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 25.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Alebionnian economy, worth 14.9 trillion dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 42,585 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, some people will do literally anything to be in the spotlight, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alebionnia's national animal is the Crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Alebionnia is ranked 103,657^th in the world and 5,433^rd in Balder for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 1,925.07 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.