The Federal Republic of Aleutria is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 444 million Aleutrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Narvik. The average income tax rate is 34.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Aleutrian economy, worth 44.2 trillion markkaa a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 99,630 markkaa, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There is an abondance of ackawi and zartschmelzend in every Aleutrian grocery store, books are considered luxuries only available to the incredibly wealthy, Tesco was recently named as the new national treasurer, and Leader's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime is totally unknown. Aleutria's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Aleutria is ranked 12,351^st in the world and 114^th in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 54.76 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.