Population | 6.537 billion |
Capital | Munich |
Leader | President Dietrich |
Currency | münze |
Animal | hawk |
The People's Republic of Alpinwald is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Dietrich with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 6.537 billion Alpinwaldians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Munich. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Alpinwaldian economy, worth a remarkable 1,028 trillion münzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 157,390 münzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Alpinwald as a reminder of their "special relationship", forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies, it takes a village to catch a criminal, and doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Alpinwald's national animal is the hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Alpinwald is ranked 82,188th in the world and 105th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Populations, with 6.54 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Alpinwald was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Following new legislation in Alpinwald, doctors prescribe videos of political debates to patients with insomnia.
- : Alpinwald was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Alpinwald was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential and the Top 5% for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most World Assembly Endorsements, and Most Scientifically Advanced.
- : Alpinwald was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Alpinwald, it takes a village to catch a criminal.
- : Following new legislation in Alpinwald, forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies.
- : Following new legislation in Alpinwald, Brancaland has gifted over nine thousand putrid moose carcasses to Alpinwald as a reminder of their "special relationship".
- : Following new legislation in Alpinwald, foreign musicians that President Dietrich dislikes are turned away at the border.
- : Following new legislation in Alpinwald, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 31 » Soviet Trailer Park, Nepacton Murt, Rorlenland, Kawany, Midterra, Fizzopolis, Sincadenas, Marxist Land of Peoples, Themsylvanii, Fibish, Newer Zealand, Republic of Braz, Zaratov, Greater Grangeria, Hoshikuni, Hussija, Communist Union of Rus, Rhenna, United Asahi, Tourettesia, Larger Green Plants, Runegeist, Slime Zone, Erosodom, Xanidema, Kero Kero Bonito, Huazhi, Sauros, The Great Slime Nation of Nick, Afondawel, and Ancron.