The Grand Commune of Alvakheda is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Jeevith Rai with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.176 billion Alvakhedans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dwarasamudra. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Alvakhedan economy, worth 995 trillion Varahas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 192,419 Varahas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, and the nation's industries are scrambling to switch to biodegradable plastics. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Alvakheda's national animal is the Elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Alvakheda is ranked 17,025^th in the world and 15^th in The Kodiak Republic for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,742.54 on the Gilded Widget Scale.