The Grand Empire of Ameroind is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Emperor Romanus with an iron fist, and renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.829 billion Amerindians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ameroianin-Alexandria. The average income tax rate is 99.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Ameroindian economy, worth a remarkable 2,723 trillion Denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 251,540 Denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Medical experts advise that those claiming to be medical experts are probably fraudsters, the Ameroindian Arts Council pays teenagers to sit through opera performances, fireworks and other big bangs are forbidden during the newest public holiday, and opening a bad email attachment can be a major felony. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ameroind's national animal is the Falcon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Faith of Tranquility.

Ameroind is ranked 9,754^th in the world and 6^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 9,757.07 on the Gilded Widget Scale.