The Republic of Amexipania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Anderson Jefferson with a fair hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 9.071 billion Amexipanis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Federal District of Amexipania City. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Amexipanish economy, worth a remarkable 1,420 trillion Pieces a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,558 Pieces, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cutting-edge missile systems are being retrofitted to twin-prop air force biplanes, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, high-income earners pay a 100% tax rate, and the tenet of free speech is held dear. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Amexipania's national animal is the Siberian bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Amexipania is ranked 1,726^th in the world and 3^rd in European Union for Safest, scoring 151.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.