The Tecnocratic federation of Andrikova is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by leader Artur with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, deadly medical pandemics, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 3.924 billion Andrikovans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Piramiden. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Andrikovan economy, worth 670 trillion tsifrovs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 170,883 tsifrovs, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 820,487 per year while the poor average 20,781, a ratio of 39.5 to 1.

Families must live in a village for a century before they get any say in how it runs, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes, the nation has always been at war with Bigtopia, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Andrikova's national animal is the andrikovan bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Andrikova is ranked 15,719^th in the world and 2^nd in UNAP for Most Corrupt Governments, with 118.19 kickbacks per hour.