The Kingdom of Angrif is a massive, safe nation, ruled by King Hookluk I with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, free-roaming dinosaurs, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 3.487 billion Angrifians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roeleen. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Angrifian economy, worth 321 trillion Cow Tongues a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Trout Farming, Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 92,191 Cow Tongues, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Putting a mustache on a banknote is considered defacing a national monument, the military is researching proton packs and PK-meters to combat "unseen enemy forces", Angrifians believe manners maketh the leader, and policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angrif's national animal is the Ant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Angrif is ranked 47,077^th in the world and 66^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,147.78 on the Gilded Widget Scale.