The Imperial State of the Crown of Angvar is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Katharina II with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.118 billion Angvarians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mordegard. The average income tax rate is 98.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Angvarian economy, worth a remarkable 1,412 trillion Angvarian couronnes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 343,039 Angvarian couronnes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, a blood-red mark on the doorframe means a building must be passed over for destruction, it is illegal to comfort a crying baby between the hours of 6 pm and 8 pm, and fat-shaming is now public policy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Angvar's national animal is the common raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Miraculism.

Angvar is ranked 365^th in the world and 1^st in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 24,053.37 on the Gilded Widget Scale.