The Cold Personification of Arcti-Chan is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Arcti with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.76 billion Followers are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hii. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Arcti-Chan Follower economy, worth a remarkable 2,593 trillion Municipal Antarctic Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 334,202 Municipal Antarctic Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, nuclear physics is the most popular course at university, the only movement outdoors is of ramen-delivery drones, and the latest electric jet fighter has almost enough battery charge to reach cruising altitude -- provided you don't use the radar. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arcti-Chan's national animal is the Weddell Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Arcti-Chan is ranked 246^th in the world and 14^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 156.29 flags saluted per person per day.