The ✨️𝒴𝒶𝓈𝓈i𝒻𝒾𝑒𝒹✨️ State of Ardeyn is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its unlimited-speed roads, soft-spoken computers, and conspicuous electricity pylons. The compassionate population of 8.25 billion Ards are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarusori. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Ardic economy, worth a remarkable 1,181 trillion Gold Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. Average income is an impressive 143,262 Gold Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Commuters travel in zigzags to avoid stalking accusations, group hugs break out during floor votes, artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air, and phone taps are frequently carried out by the police. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ardeyn's national animal is the Bearded Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Yodlism.

Ardeyn is ranked 21,387^th in the world and 28^th in The Region That Has No Big Banks for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,896.13 on the Gilded Widget Scale.