The Federal Republic of Argin is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jacob Snow with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate population of 16.813 billion Arginians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Uzoa Heights. The average income tax rate is 44.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Arginian economy, worth a remarkable 2,610 trillion Curiqs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 155,252 Curiqs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Arginians suffer not the eggplant emoji to live, prankster scientists legally change their names to silly pseudonyms before major discoveries, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, and anti-government web sites are springing up. Crime is totally unknown. Argin's national animal is the Owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Argin is ranked 176,320^th in the world and 190^th in Wintreath for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 73.96 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.