The Federation of Arkaztania is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Noskov Durov Trotsky with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 782 million Arkaztanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vostok. The average income tax rate is 74.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Arkaztanian economy, worth 60.4 trillion Arkazzes a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,235 Arkazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high, the nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, snooze factory is now prison lingo for rehabilitation center, and the government loves seeing the little people fight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Arkaztania's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Arkaztania is ranked 155,653^rd in the world and 2,434^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 8.49 flags saluted per person per day.