The Free Land of Artemna is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its public floggings, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 414 million Artemni have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Welfare, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Temisia. The average income tax rate is 55.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Artemni economy, worth 26.6 trillion lunas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 64,276 lunas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

All statues and paintings of dogs are being destroyed to avoid offending cat-lovers, one does not simply walk into the tundra, conspiracy theorists allege that the government is spying on them through their carbon monoxide detectors, and frightened witnesses and seriously ill jurors wear the same handcuffs as the defendant. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Artemna's national animal is the tufted deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Artemna is ranked 93,869^th in the world and 45^th in Arctica for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,625.25 on the Gilded Widget Scale.