The People's Magocracy of Asardia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Queen Annora Allegrodo with an even hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 10.992 billion Asardians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Seran. The average income tax rate is 83.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Asardian economy, worth a remarkable 1,912 trillion Talis Ingeniums a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 174,014 Talis Ingeniums, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government officials sit helplessly as they are labelled 'Pompous Womples' by celebrities, children's bedrooms are often decorated with posters of successful accountants, late night talk show hosts are having a field day over Queen Annora Allegrodo's questionably sane new coalition partners, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Asardia. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Asardia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Lógia Tessáron.

Asardia is ranked 5,464^th in the world and 288^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 114.52 law-abiding acts per hour.