The Dominion of Avaneesh is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 587 million Avaneeshians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of avneesh city. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Avaneeshian economy, worth 68.0 trillion Superoludollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,760 Superoludollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tech-mad citizens think that the laser-powered bread-slicer uPhone App is the coolest thing since sliced bread, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, drill sergeants yell in the ears of bespectacled nerds in cybermilitary "reboot camps", and the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avaneesh's national animal is the Aryan Monkey, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Avaneesh is ranked 8,525^th in the world and 16^th in Carcassonne for Safest, scoring 123.17 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.