The Kingdom of Avear is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its enslaved workforce, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 2.734 billion Avearians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avearea. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.0%.

The thriving Avearian economy, worth 245 trillion Cronas a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 89,649 Cronas, with the richest citizens earning 7.0 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, murderers facing life in prison listen to long sermons on positive thinking, torture is commonly used to extract information from suspected criminals, and contestants on Avear's Got Talent are screened by the government to make sure that they actually have talent. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Avear's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Nihilism.

Avear is ranked 105,584^th in the world and 4,499^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 42,135.27 Standard Monetary Units.