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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,461stSafest: 7,045thBest Weather: 7,865th
The Sadly Not Average Nation of
Liberal Democratic Socialists
Be an average Joe. (at least try)
John Smith
Influence
Hatchling
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Superb

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

AverageJoevlania

Population7.672 billion

CapitalNormalville
LeaderJohn Smith
FaithAveragia

CurrencyJoe coin
AnimalCӑrsínionn's Jellyfish

The Sadly Not Average Nation of AverageJoevlania is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Smith with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.672 billion AverageJoevlanians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Normalville. The average income tax rate is 78.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving AverageJoevlanian economy, worth 502 trillion Joe coins a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 65,528 Joe coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

People boast about their low income on their dating profiles, the nation has opened its arms to an influx of refugees, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, and business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. AverageJoevlania's national animal is the Cӑrsínionn's Jellyfish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Averagia.

AverageJoevlania is ranked 273,413th in the world and 9,470th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 9.24556352728 days.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,461stSafest: 7,045thBest Weather: 7,865thMost Pacifist: 10,908thLongest Average Lifespans: 11,183rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,499thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,282ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,518thHealthiest Citizens: 13,561stNicest Citizens: 13,655thTop
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Most Inclusive: 14,946thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,494thHighest Food Quality: 15,997thMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,250thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 18,764thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,200thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,848thHighest Average Tax Rates: 20,882ndLargest Welfare Programs: 21,652ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 23,801stMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,204thSmartest Citizens: 27,308thMost Cultured: 28,942nd
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 154th in the regionSafest: 401st in the regionBest Weather: 442nd in the regionTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 607th in the regionMost Pacifist: 656th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 662nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 782nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 793rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 856th in the regionMost Inclusive: 862nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 863rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 876th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 965th in the regionMost Politically Free: 977th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 978th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : AverageJoevlania's influence in Lazarus rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : AverageJoevlania's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".
  • : AverageJoevlania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Cultured and Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in AverageJoevlania, business meetings across the country are interrupted by the sound of squeaking whoopee-cushions.
  • : Following new legislation in AverageJoevlania, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century.
  • : AverageJoevlania was refounded in Lazarus.
  • : AverageJoevlania ceased to exist in Osiris.
  • : AverageJoevlania was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : AverageJoevlania was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : AverageJoevlania's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".

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