The Constitutional Monarchy of Averageislandia is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Plain Jane with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 891 million Averageislandians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Averageislandopolis. The average income tax rate is 56.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Averageislandian economy, worth 79.7 trillion Averageislandollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 89,505 Averageislandollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Money grows on trees, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here", political speeches that drill deep into bureaucratic fine detail could be said to be a little boring, and the nation is currently revamping its entire education system. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Averageislandia's national animal is the Dodo Bird, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Averageislandia is ranked 128,736^th in the world and 613^th in NationStates for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 39,024.21 Standard Monetary Units.