The Intellectual Empire of Awesomepotomia is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Prime Minister Extraordinaire with an even hand, and notable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 26.095 billion Awesomepotomiens enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, corrupt government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mont Blanc. The average income tax rate is 94.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Awesomepotomian economy, worth an astonishing 10,562 trillion Phantom Owl Dubloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 404,758 Phantom Owl Dubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the government is avowedly secular, people stand their fridges back-to-front to benefit from the free heating, and artists are renowned for their ability to make art pieces out of thin air. Crime is totally unknown. Awesomepotomia's national animal is the Awesomepotomian Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Order of the Snow Leopard.

Awesomepotomia is ranked 573^rd in the world and 3^rd in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 87.79 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.