The Federation of Axelian is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by President Maxwell Axel Martinez with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The quiet, industrious population of 8.843 billion Axelianites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Axelian City. The average income tax rate is 67.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Axelian economy, worth 710 trillion Axelian Dollars a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,309 Axelian Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legal contracts aren't worth the paper they're written on, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Axelian City Times is sold out, wildlife have trouble navigating the electric fences surrounding national forests, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany President Maxwell Axel Martinez to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Axelian's national animal is the Jackal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Agnosticism.

Axelian is ranked 216,677^th in the world and 8,106^th in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 26,181.05 Standard Monetary Units.