The Purple Baden-Württemberg of Baden-Wuerttemberg is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, notable for its hatred of cheese, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.061 billion Baden-Württemberger love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Healthcare, and Social Policy also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hintertupfingen. The average income tax rate is 78.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Baden-Württembergisch economy, worth a remarkable 2,365 trillion Einkaufswagenchips a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,771 Einkaufswagenchips, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, 'Police Academy 36' and 'Sharknados On A Plane' are vying for top spot at the box-office, claiming that "my cousin said it was legal" is a common courtroom defense, and hospitals scramble for new disinfectants following a ban on rubbing alcohol. Crime is totally unknown. Baden-Wuerttemberg's national animal is the drei Löwen, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Baden-Wuerttemberg is ranked 7,155^th in the world and 5^th in Deutschland for Largest Populations, with 26.1 billion capita.