The Federal Republic of Bajanil is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by Bajano with an even hand, and notable for its state-planned economy, prohibition of alcohol, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate population of 776 million Bajanos are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anhanguera. The average income tax rate is 87.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Bajanense economy, worth 72.7 trillion Reais a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming and Cheese Exports. Average income is 93,719 Reais, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

A faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, the doctor has cold hands, and the nation has dismantled its entire WMD arsenal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bajanil's national animal is the Tucano, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bajanil is ranked 38,339^th in the world and 50^th in Concord for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,825.29 on the Gilded Widget Scale.