The Drunken Goodness of Beer_Meisters is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by King Beer with an iron fist, and renowned for its parental licensing program, compulsory military service, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 36.717 billion Beer_Meistersians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lagerstan. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Beer_Meistersian economy, worth a remarkable 6,577 trillion pints a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 179,133 pints, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti, women no longer need to pepper conversations with incessant references to fictitious husbands, plain-clothes police officers follow Dàguó tourists everywhere they go, and the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Beer_Meisters's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Beer_Meisters is ranked 12,354^th in the world and 3^rd in Nasicournia for Most Cultured, scoring 109 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.