The Democratic Kingdom of BeezNeez is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jack Inukah Beez with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, aversion to nipples, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 3.695 billion BeezNeebs are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Benitez. The average income tax rate is 76.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient BeezNeezian economy, worth 380 trillion Pollenitzs a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 103,044 Pollenitzs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation takes the world's poor and tired and the huddled Masses yearning to breathe free, Benitez has restaurants serving every meat from aardvark to zebra, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination", and the state considers itself the 'third parent' of every child in the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. BeezNeez's national animal is the Bee, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Beeziality.

BeezNeez is ranked 8,137^th in the world and 18^th in United Kingdom for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 2,067.17 on the Clooney Contribution Index.