The Free Land of Belkanistan is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 506 million Belkanistanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Harmony. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.0%.

The very strong Belkanistanian economy, worth 39.3 trillion Patrons a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 77,590 Patrons, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

Many aides in Leader's office are known to be serial jaywalkers, the national sporting identity is represented by a talking burger and a singing smartphone, statistics show that terrorists often come from broken families, and it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Belkanistan's national animal is the Red Panda, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Belkanistan is ranked 32,779^th in the world and 84^th in Concord for Highest Food Quality, scoring 56.7 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.