The Federation of Belugaaaaaaa is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kitty Cat with an iron fist, and notable for its digital currency, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.913 billion Belugaaaaaaans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Supremacy of Friscaz. The average income tax rate is 36.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Belugaaaaaaan economy, worth 155 trillion Friscazzes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 81,427 Friscazzes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Serial killers who are released early distribute death but not their seed, the country has been 'going shopping' by annexing nearby nations for their resources, the fate of the world literally rests on Kitty Cat's fingers, and sections of the police receive paramilitary training. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Belugaaaaaaa's national animal is the Beluga, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Beluga CatGod.

Belugaaaaaaa is ranked 176,719^th in the world and 113^th in Thaecia for Largest Populations, with 1.91 billion capita.