The Republic of Berlomer is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Elliot Carr with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.259 billion Berlomerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, with Education, Defense, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rothguard. The average income tax rate is 72.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Berlomerian economy, worth 343 trillion bites a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,381 bites, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Notable individuals are granted land and titles, history textbook pages are used as impromptu tissues by distraught students, the endangered saltwater humpback Turlin Falcon is only seen in captivity programs, and country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Berlomer's national animal is the Turlin Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Berlomer is ranked 123,012^th in the world and 1,945^th in the Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 13.03 flags saluted per person per day.