The Colourful Union of Besmertingumas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Monika Ljubovic with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 3.14 billion Tingumas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Shemesh'uhane. The average income tax rate is 72.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Tingumi economy, worth 313 trillion Drahmas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. Average income is 99,918 Drahmas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The church declares that everyone should get a large serving of nuts daily, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Besmertingumas, military funding has been stripped back, and the government is frequently held to ransom by the increasing demands of bloodthirsty pirates. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Besmertingumas's national animal is the Crab, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cupidism.

Besmertingumas is ranked 137,486^th in the world and 83^rd in Africa for Most Corrupt Governments, with 4.67 kickbacks per hour.