The Commonwealth of Bialyia is a huge, safe nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 580 million Bialyians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 64.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Bialyian economy, worth 21.0 trillion Shocoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Book Publishing, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 36,248 Shocoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has welcomed its expats back with open arms, referenda are banned by law and the Parliament has absolute control of the legislative process, courses in how to boil water are popular for formerly microwave-reliant Bialyians, and Bialyia has designated Bialyia City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Bialyia's national animal is the Pygmy Giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Bialyia is ranked 84,529^th in the world and 9^th in Bloopsjooj for Safest, scoring 88.19 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.