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Most Secular: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2nd
The Anarchy of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Blogotopia

Population41.789 billion

CapitalBlogotopia City
LeaderDing Dong Daddy

Currencydoobie
Animalhepcat

The Anarchy of Blogotopia is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ding Dong Daddy with an even hand, and renowned for its state-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful population of 41.789 billion Blogotopians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blogotopia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Blogotopian economy, worth an astonishing 16,606 trillion doobies a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Book Publishing, Tourism, and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is an amazing 397,397 doobies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED, and reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Blogotopia's national animal is the hepcat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Blogotopia is ranked 4,445th in the world and 36th in 10000 Islands for Most Stationary, with 3,431.6644704 days.

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Most Secular: 1stMost Rebellious Youth: 1stLargest Welfare Programs: 2ndMost Advanced Public Education: 4thMost Cultured: 5thHighest Drug Use: 5thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8thHighest Food Quality: 8thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9thNicest Citizens: 13thMost Influential: 14thMost Beautiful Environments: 15thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 19thHighest Crime Rates: 23rdMost Inclusive: 23rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 26thMost Pacifist: 28thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31stMost Advanced Public Transport: 40thMost Armed: 56thLargest Black Market: 63rdBest Weather: 105thMost Subsidized Industry: 168thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 194thHighest Economic Output: 243rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 285thSmartest Citizens: 306thLargest Governments: 459thHighest Poor Incomes: 534thHealthiest Citizens: 544thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 635thMost Cheerful Citizens: 866thMost Efficient Economies: 915thLargest Populations: 977thMost Developed: 994thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,065thHighest Average Incomes: 1,126thMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,449thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,830thTop
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Most Stationary: 4,445thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,598thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,648thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 27,074th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionNicest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Pacifist: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2nd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 36th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 76th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, reflection is vital for badly behaved politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, candlelit dinners are less romantic with a flickering LED.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, urban graffiti is hand-calligraphed in perfectly kerned elegant fonts.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, patriotic citizens simply tend to applaud rather than sing the nation's praises.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, real chickens replace rooster weather vanes on inner-city rooftop gardens.
  • : Blogotopia was reclassified from "Democratic Socialists" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, the nation leads 10000 Islands in per capita stalking.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, orphans would rather live their life of luxury than be adopted by prospective parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Blogotopia, Ding Dong Daddy's media campaigns take a hiatus around exam week.

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