The Most Serene United Kingdom of Bordoria is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Leopold III with a fair hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 43.25 billion Bordorians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Victoria City. The average income tax rate is 99.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Bordorian economy, worth an astonishing 10,037 trillion Bordorian ₣rancs a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,090 Bordorian ₣rancs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Bordorians seem to be catching more chills, gossip magazines have pictures of Emperor Leopold III sunbathing on the beach with political rivals, sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, and the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose. Crime is totally unknown. Bordoria's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Bordoria is ranked 287,988^th in the world and 15^th in Autropolis for Most Primitive, scoring -525.89 on the Scary Big Number Scale.